Harper Quotes

I love all of the random things my kids say...I wish I could remember them all and write them all down. These three have been stuck in my head for several days.


1) About two weeks ago, the girls and I went into a paint store to find some paint to match our back door. The man told me it would take just a few minutes, which in turn was 45 minutes. I had to try and keep both girls occupied without getting into anything. We marched, we played "simon says", we counted, we sang, etc. We did everything this momma knew to do to keep them quiet. When we were about to leave, a gentleman walked into the store-he had two huge diamond stud earrings. Harper walked up to him, in her flirty way and said "I LIKE your earrings!" The man looked a little stunned, looked at me and then back at Harper and said "Uh, thanks...do you have earrings?" Harper: "NO, I'm too big (which means, I'm too little). Harper smiled, looked away and then looked at this man again and said "Um, I thought boys weren't supposed to wear earrings???" I was mortified-so I grabbed the girls and we headed to the other side of the store.


2) That same day, we went to Freckles to get some custard. We went through the drive-thru and Harper saw one of the employees and said "OH MY, HE IS SO CUTE!, LOOK MOM, HE IS SO CUTE!" I was embarrassed because then the boy is looking at me. Harper is only 3 and already boy crazy!


3) Last night, I was telling Harper that I was said because daddy was leaving in the morning, Harper responded with "Oh Mommy, it's okay-we can get you a new daddy-A Giraffe Daddy!" Not sure what that means but I never want to replace Peter!